The End Time Church: from the Cathedrals to the Catacombs
By Dan L. White
Copyright ©2016 by Dan L. White, all rights reserved.
Scripture quotations are from the World English Bible (WEB) which is in the public domain.
Chapter 15
Kings of Israel
Can you flip a coin and get tails 19 times in a row?
If my meager math is right, I think there is about one chance in half a million of doing that.
How about having 19 bad kings in a row?
Because of Solomon’s sins, ten tribes of Israel were taken away from his line and set up in a separate kingdom, the Kingdom of Israel. That kingdom had 19 kings. A king can either be basically good or basically bad, like heads or tails. So the chance of having 19 bad kings in a row is about like flipping 19 heads in a row, right?
- Jeroboam’s Line
Jeroboam took Solomon’s place as king over ten tribes of Israel, with Judah still left under Solomon’s son Rehoboam because of God’s promise to David. Jeroboam was chosen as king by Yahweh himself to lead God’s chosen people. However, instead of serving God and those chosen people, Jeroboam decided to serve himself .
1 Kings 12:20-32
(20) When all Israel heard that Jeroboam had returned, they sent and called him to the congregation, and made him king over all Israel. There was no one who followed David’s house, except for the tribe of Judah only.
(21) When Rehoboam had come to Jerusalem, he assembled all the house of Judah and the tribe of Benjamin, a hundred and eighty thousand chosen men, who were warriors, to fight against the house of Israel, to bring the kingdom again to Rehoboam the son of Solomon.
(22) But the word of God came to Shemaiah the man of God, saying,
(23) “Speak to Rehoboam the son of Solomon, king of Judah, and to all the house of Judah and Benjamin, and to the rest of the people, saying,
(24) ‘Yahweh says, “You shall not go up or fight against your brothers, the children of Israel. Everyone return to his house; for this thing is from me.”’” So they listened to Yahweh’s word, and returned and went their way, according to Yahweh’s word.
(25) Then Jeroboam built Shechem in the hill country of Ephraim, and lived in it; and he went out from there, and built Penuel.
(26) Jeroboam said in his heart, “Now the kingdom will return to David’s house.
(27) If this people goes up to offer sacrifices in Yahweh’s house at Jerusalem, then the heart of this people will turn again to their lord, even to Rehoboam king of Judah; and they will kill me, and return to Rehoboam king of Judah.”
(28) So the king took counsel, and made two calves of gold; and he said to them, “It is too much for you to go up to Jerusalem. Look and behold your gods, Israel, which brought you up out of the land of Egypt!”
(29) He set the one in Bethel, and the other put he in Dan.
(31) He made houses of high places, and made priests from among all the people, who were not of the sons of Levi.
(32) Jeroboam ordained a feast in the eighth month, on the fifteenth day of the month, like the feast that is in Judah, and he went up to the altar. He did so in Bethel, sacrificing to the calves that he had made, and he placed in Bethel the priests of the high places that he had made.
Notice Jeroboam’s thinking. Yahweh took the ten tribes away from Rehoboam and set Jeroboam up as king over them. Jeroboam then figured — totally leaving God out of the picture — ‘If the people go to Jerusalem to worship Yahweh at the feast, then they will go back to Rehoboam.’ Jeroboam only thought of himself. Once he got his kingly position, the prime thing in his life was keeping his kingly position.
Almost all kings, whether political or religious, fall into that same trap.
Jeroboam, though, missed the obvious. God put Jeroboam in his position, and God, not the people, would keep him there or remove him.
And that’s what happened. When Jeroboam set up his own festival to compete with Yahweh’s festival, God ended Jeroboam’s line. He ruled for twenty-two years, then his son Nadab in only his second year was assassinated by Baasha, who also killed all male descendants of Jeroboam. Because Jeroboam changed God’s feast, the animals in Jeroboam’s kingdom had a feast.
1Kings 14:11
(11) The dogs will eat he who belongs to Jeroboam who dies in the city; and the birds of the sky will eat he who dies in the field: for Yahweh has spoken it.
So Jeroboam was like the first coin flip.
Tails.
His son Nadab was not one dab better. The only good thing about his reign was its brevity. Two tails in a row.
- Baasha’s Line
Baasha ruled for twenty-four years. His son Elah ruled for one, when he was assassinated and Baasha’s line was ended, as he had ended Jeroboam’s line.
1Kings 16:3-4
(3) Behold, I will utterly sweep away Baasha and his house; and I will make your house like the house of Jeroboam the son of Nebat.
(4) The dogs will eat Baasha’s descendants who die in the city; and he who dies of his in the field the birds of the sky will eat.
At this point in the kingdom of Israel, with two dynasties and four kings, the animals are faring way better than the people.
Four kings, four tails.
- Zimri’s Seven Day Line
Zimri was the one who eliminated Baasha’s family, but his rule lasted only one week. Then there was civil war among the ten tribes, and Omri prevailed as king.
This human king thing was not going too well for the ten tribes. In fifty years they had five kings, three coups, and one civil war.
The new king Omri, though, was industrious, energetic — and incorrigibly wicked.
- Omri’s Line
1Kings 16:25
(25) Omri did that which was evil in Yahweh’s sight, and dealt wickedly above all who were before him.
The sixth king Omri was worse than all before him. The more kings Israel had, the worse they got!
Until Ahab.
Omri’s son Ahab was the seventh king of Israel. Seven in the Bible is the number of perfection. In Ahab’s case, that went the other way. Like matter and anti-matter, Ahab was anti-perfection. He was the worst of the whole lot of the kings of Israel.
1Kings 16:30-33
(30) Ahab the son of Omri did that which was evil in Yahweh’s sight above all that were before him.
(31) As if it had been a light thing for him to walk in the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, he took as wife Jezebel the daughter of Ethbaal king of the Sidonians, and went and served Baal, and worshiped him.
(32) He raised up an altar for Baal in the house of Baal, which he had built in Samaria.
(33) Ahab made the Asherah; and Ahab did more yet to provoke Yahweh, the God of Israel, to anger than all the kings of Israel who were before him.
Ahab was the first king to openly introduce and practice Baal worship, yet he named his sons after Yahweh. He thought there was value in all religions and that they all must be equally respected.
God didn’t have much respect for that idea and sent a forty-two month drought on Ahab’s kingdom. The ten tribes of Israel who had so strongly yearned for a king then yearned just for something to eat.
Finally Ahab tricked his friend Jehoshaphat, the king of Judah, into going into battle dressed as a king, while Ahab went dressed as a common soldier.
Clever, right?
Almost. The Syrian attackers would have killed Jehoshaphat, except for God delivering him, and Ahab would have escaped harm, except for an arrow with eyes.
1Kings 22:34-35
(34) A certain man drew his bow at random, and struck the king of Israel between the joints of the armor. Therefore he said to the driver of his chariot, “Turn your hand, and carry me out of the battle; for I am severely wounded.”
(35) The battle increased that day. The king was propped up in his chariot facing the Syrians, and died at evening. The blood ran out of the wound into the bottom of the chariot.
After Ahab’s death, Omri’s dynasty continued a bit longer, with Ahab’s son Ahaziah.
1Kings 22:51-53
(51) Ahaziah the son of Ahab began to reign over Israel in Samaria in the seventeenth year of Jehoshaphat king of Judah, and he reigned two years over Israel.
(52) He did that which was evil in Yahweh’s sight, and walked in the way of his father, and in the way of his mother, and in the way of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, in which he made Israel to sin.
(53) He served Baal and worshiped him, and provoked Yahweh, the God of Israel, to anger, in all the ways that his father had done so.
That was followed by another son of Ahab, Jehoram, who unfortunately had the same name as the king who reigned in Judah at the same time. The only good thing about Jehoram is that he wasn’t as bad as his predecessors. However, that’s still not good, simply because they were all so bad.
2Kings 3:1-3
(1) Now Jehoram the son of Ahab began to reign over Israel in Samaria in the eighteenth year of Jehoshaphat king of Judah, and reigned twelve years.
(2) He did that which was evil in Yahweh’s sight, but not like his father, and like his mother, for he put away the pillar of Baal that his father had made.
(3) Nevertheless he held to the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, with which he made Israel to sin. He didn’t depart from them.
Jehu overthrew Jehoram, so the dynasty of Omri ended after four kings.
At this point, Israel had suffered through nine kings from four families, repeated coups and civil wars, and extensive wars with the kings of the other nations — all of this in only about a century!
Have you noticed that all those nine kings were tails?
- Jehu’s Line
Surely the tenth king would come up heads!
It looked like it. Jehu got rid of the Omri/Ahab line, just as Yahweh instructed, and he messed up Jezebel’s makeup by having her thrown out a window, so God gave him this promise.
2Kings 10:30-31
(30) Yahweh said to Jehu, “Because you have done well in executing that which is right in my eyes, and have done to Ahab’s house according to all that was in my heart, your descendants shall sit on the throne of Israel to the fourth generation.”
But Jehu forgot to obey God in other things.
(31) But Jehu took no heed to walk in the law of Yahweh, the God of Israel, with all his heart. He didn’t depart from the sins of Jeroboam, with which he made Israel to sin.
Tails.
Then Jehu’s son was the eleventh tail.
2Kings 13:1-6
(1) In the twenty-third year of Joash the son of Ahaziah, king of Judah, Jehoahaz the son of Jehu began to reign over Israel in Samaria for seventeen years.
(2) He did that which was evil in Yahweh’s sight, and followed the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, with which he made Israel to sin. He didn’t depart from it.
(3) Yahweh’s anger burned against Israel, and he delivered them into the hand of Hazael king of Syria, and into the hand of Benhadad the son of Hazael, continually.
(4) Jehoahaz begged Yahweh, and Yahweh listened to him; for he saw the oppression of Israel, how the king of Syria oppressed them.
(5) (Yahweh gave Israel a savior, so that they went out from under the hand of the Syrians; and the children of Israel lived in their tents as before.
(6) Nevertheless they didn’t depart from the sins of the house of Jeroboam, with which he made Israel to sin, but walked in them; and the Asherah also remained in Samaria.)
Oppression by a foreign king, then Yahweh raising up someone to deliver Israel — What does that sound like?
Ah! It sounds like the time of the judges, when Israel suffered for disobedience. Under a different government, Israel was still disobedient, and still suffered the same way. The type of human government did not matter as much as obedience to God.
Furthermore, the king did not protect the flock. In fact, the kingly leader infected the flock with his own human shortcomings – “Nevertheless they didn’t depart from the sins of the house of Jeroboam.”
Then came Jehu’s grandson.
2Kings 13:10-11
(10) In the thirty-seventh year of Joash king of Judah, Jehoash the son of Jehoahaz began to reign over Israel in Samaria for sixteen years.
(11) He did that which was evil in Yahweh’s sight. He didn’t depart from all the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, with which he made Israel to sin; but he walked in them.
After Jehoash or Joash came another Jeroboam, the thirteenth king. Israel had gone through twelve kings, from one Jeroboam to a second, and they were all like the first Jeroboam — self-seeking despots.
Jeroboam II reigned the longest of any king of the ten tribes.
2Kings 14:23-26
(23) In the fifteenth year of Amaziah the son of Joash king of Judah, Jeroboam the son of Joash king of Israel began to reign in Samaria for forty-one years.
(24) He did that which was evil in Yahweh’s sight. He didn’t depart from all the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, with which he made Israel to sin.
(25) He restored the border of Israel from the entrance of Hamath to the sea of the Arabah, according to Yahweh, the God of Israel’s word, which he spoke by his servant Jonah the son of Amittai, the prophet, who was from Gath Hepher.
(26) For Yahweh saw the affliction of Israel, that it was very bitter; for all, slave and free, and there was no helper for Israel.
Jehu had begun well, and was then promised four generations of kings, but four was all, and that fourth king, Zechariah, lasted only six months.
2Kings 15:8-12
(8) In the thirty-eighth year of Azariah king of Judah, Zechariah the son of Jeroboam reigned over Israel in Samaria six months.
(9) He did that which was evil in Yahweh’s sight, as his fathers had done. He didn’t depart from the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, with which he made Israel to sin.
(10) Shallum the son of Jabesh conspired against him, and struck him before the people, and killed him, and reigned in his place.
(11) Now the rest of the acts of Zechariah, behold, they are written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel.
(12) This was Yahweh’s word which he spoke to Jehu, saying, “Your sons to the fourth generation shall sit on the throne of Israel.” So it came to pass.
So ended the fifth dynasty of Israel’s kings. Fourteen kings and not one came up heads.
- Shallum’s One Month Line
2Kings 15:13-14
(13) Shallum the son of Jabesh began to reign in the thirty-ninth year of Uzziah king of Judah, and he reigned for a month in Samaria.
(14) Menahem the son of Gadi went up from Tirzah, came to Samaria, struck Shallum the son of Jabesh in Samaria, killed him, and reigned in his place.
Shallum ruled for one month. Shalom is goodbye in Hebrew, so the obvious thing to say about that is Shalom, Shallum!
- Menahem’s Line
Menahem had to tax the people heavily to pay off one of those kings of all the other nations that Israel so admired.
2Kings 15:17-20
(17) In the thirty ninth year of Azariah king of Judah, Menahem the son of Gadi began to reign over Israel for ten years in Samaria.
(18) He did that which was evil in Yahweh’s sight. He didn’t depart all his days from the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, with which he made Israel to sin.
(19) Pul the king of Assyria came against the land, and Menahem gave Pul one thousand talents of silver, that his hand might be with him to confirm the kingdom in his hand.
(20) Menahem exacted the money from Israel, even from all the mighty men of wealth, from each man fifty shekels of silver, to give to the king of Assyria. So the king of Assyria turned back, and didn’t stay there in the land.
Menahem’s dynasty lasted only twelve years total. His son Pekahiah was put out by Pekah.
2Kings 15:23-25
(23) In the fiftieth year of Azariah king of Judah, Pekahiah the son of Menahem began to reign over Israel in Samaria for two years.
(24) He did that which was evil in Yahweh’s sight. He didn’t depart from the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, with which he made Israel to sin.
(25) Pekah the son of Remaliah, his captain, conspired against him and attacked him in Samaria, in the fortress of the king’s house, with Argob and Arieh; and with him were fifty men of the Gileadites. He killed him, and reigned in his place.
- Pekah’s Line
Pekah made a boo-boo — he didn’t obey God, either. Actually, that was a Pekah boo-boo.
2Kings 15:27-30
(27) In the fifty-second year of Azariah king of Judah, Pekah the son of Remaliah began to reign over Israel in Samaria for twenty years.
(28) He did that which was evil in Yahweh’s sight. He didn’t depart from the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, with which he made Israel to sin.
(29) In the days of Pekah king of Israel, Tiglath Pileser king of Assyria came and took Ijon, Abel Beth Maacah, Janoah, Kedesh, Hazor, Gilead, and Galilee, all the land of Naphtali; and he carried them captive to Assyria.
(30) Hoshea the son of Elah made a conspiracy against Pekah the son of Remaliah, attacked him, killed him, and reigned in his place, in the twentieth year of Jotham the son of Uzziah.
- Hoshea’s Line
At this point Israel had suffered through eighteen kings, all bad. Eighteen tails, no heads.
Guess what?
The nineteenth king was the best.
However, being the best of the bad is still not good, so under the nineteenth king Hoshea, the Kingdom of Israel ceased to exist and its people were forcibly deported from the Holy Land.
2Kings 17:1-12
(1) In the twelfth year of Ahaz king of Judah, Hoshea the son of Elah began to reign in Samaria over Israel for nine years.
(2) He did that which was evil in Yahweh’s sight, yet not as the kings of Israel who were before him.
(3) Shalmaneser king of Assyria came up against him, and Hoshea became his servant, and brought him tribute.
(4) The king of Assyria found conspiracy in Hoshea; for he had sent messengers to So king of Egypt, and offered no tribute to the king of Assyria, as he had done year by year. Therefore the king of Assyria seized him, and bound him in prison.
(5) Then the king of Assyria came up throughout all the land, went up to Samaria, and besieged it three years.
(6) In the ninth year of Hoshea the king of Assyria took Samaria, and carried Israel away to Assyria, and placed them in Halah, and on the Habor, the river of Gozan, and in the cities of the Medes.
(7) It was so because the children of Israel had sinned against Yahweh their God, who brought them up out of the land of Egypt from under the hand of Pharaoh king of Egypt, and had feared other gods,
(8) and walked in the statutes of the nations whom Yahweh cast out from before the children of Israel, and of the kings of Israel, which they made.
(9) The children of Israel secretly did things that were not right against Yahweh their God; and they built high places for themselves in all their cities, from the tower of the watchmen to the fortified city;
(10) and they set up for themselves pillars and Asherah poles on every high hill, and under every green tree;
(11) and there they burned incense in all the high places, as the nations whom Yahweh carried away before them did; and they did wicked things to provoke Yahweh to anger;
(12) and they served idols, of which Yahweh had said to them, “You shall not do this thing.”
Notice that Yahweh had brought Israel out “from under the hand of Pharaoh” where they had feared other gods. Then they chose to put themselves under the hand of another type of Pharaoh and did the same thing.
Israel had nineteen different kings from nine different families, and not a single king was good. The chance of flipping a coin and getting nineteen tails in a row is about one in half a million, yet Israel came up with nineteen tails in a row. To defy mathematical odds like that must mean —
There must be a problem with human nature!
Therefore there is always a problem with following human rulers instead of following God directly. This applies to all humans in all types of governments —
Because they’re all human!
Israel suffered constant wars, frequent oppression by foreign kings, repeated coups and civil wars, droughts and famines. Finally one of those kings from those other nations that Israel admired so much ended the kingdom that shouldn’t have been in the first place.
The kings of Israel did not protect the flock but polluted the flock. They did not bring unity but brought chaos. They did not get more done for the work of God because God wasn’t personally leading their work. They were following men.
Perhaps Israel would have been better off just following God directly, instead of putting a carnal human king between him and them?


